"WANTED: WOMEN....." (For Alaskan Men) |
by Sunnyone |
That time of year is rolling 'round, and soon will be upon our town... when Autumn leaves are blowing in the wind... Then by peculiar circumstance, the time has come to take a chance, it's time to find a partner once again... Now, girls...I'll just explain before you grab your bag and hit the door, The facts I'm going to tell you are quite true... Alaska is a wondrous place, a beard on damned near every face... Because our fairer sex is oh so few! They say the ratio's eight to one, and girls, that sounds like loads of fun, but if you checked it out, you'd realize... They set their hook and reel you in, they stake you to their claim, and then, there's no way out when snow begins to fly! You're looking at, at least six months, in which the sky forever dumps it's big white load to keep you both inside... There's no place now for you to run, it's always dark, forget the sun... It's you and him and no place left to hide! You say that you'll just drive away, it's hard to do, but easy to say... The roads here in the winter are sheer ice! You'll slip and slide into the ditch, the driving here is just a bitch... So, if you think you'll leave, YOU'D BEST THINK TWICE! I guess what I am trying to say, is "Check it good, before you stay!" and if you stay, I wish you best of luck... Especially on those winter nights, with no TV, no phone, no lights... and all that's left to do, my friend, ...is... !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! !!!!! (just use your imagination) |
